Man tried to have sex with ambulance, says traumatized arresting cop

Ambulances may seem like the least sexy thing on the planet (to most of us, anyway), but apparently not to Callum Ward. The 25-year-old Brit has been found guilty of drug possession and being drunk and disorderly after he was seen “pressing” himself against an ambulance and “simulating a sex act” on its hood. “It looks as though he is attempting to make love to the front of the ambulance,” the arresting officer wrote in his official log. Ward was said to be “in relatively high spirits” before the November incident. No word about the ambulance’s emotional state. [Source]