“I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville….figured it was appropriate.”
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Best wedding gift is money. Fuck your cheap kitchen utensils. Give people about to get married MONEY!!
— Thuita Wachira (@thuitaw) April 15, 2016
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A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding #africanquotes
— CHOGI KELVIN (@chogikelvin) April 14, 2016
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”@CE_Uwaga: Me at my ex’s wedding next weekend. Eating my IPhone money back pic.twitter.com/G45b4igx06“
— KIRGIT (@_Ismael254) April 12, 2016
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I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville….figured it was appropriate.
— Cliff Rancor!! (@clifba) April 11, 2016
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Kuna ninja ilikuwa imeeka pesa ya wedding pale Chase bank . That’s a sign from above… DON’T MARRY HER
— lexus kibe (@lexus_kibe) April 8, 2016
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RT @Kimbio_ : When You Keep It Holy Till Marriage And its your Wedding Night
#MemeMarathonKE pic.twitter.com/j047Fyy7Mz
— Dr. Shaban Joseph (@DrShaban254) April 6, 2016
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@MEsipisu We got a wedding morrow @ 10 @ ACK church. Traffic update says no vehicles into town. So the bridal party has to walk?
— njenga njihia (@njenganjihia) April 15, 2016
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No sex before marriage??? Now if that was God’s plan, you would have only received your penis/Vagina on your wedding night… #cracks
— Rahman (@Kabudrahman16) January 19, 2016
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Hehe RT @adeBC__: Funniest part of a wedding is that part where we all pretend we ain’t there for the rice
— Mwëñdéèh (@mwendeeh) November 12, 2015
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Whoever said brides should wear white wanted every other girl in the wedding to look more beautiful than the bride.
— Tash Mitambo (@tashmitambo) October 2, 2015
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You have attended 12 funerals
30 birthday parties
15 pool parties
5 Annual events
25 weddings
And you are still single???kwani wewe ni tent?— NEWTON CHOSO (@NchosoNewton) April 12, 2016
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Today my dad has WhatsApped me 3 pics of weddings he attended. The pressure is so real….. And it’s only Monday
— Sukari Brown (@Waithiira) August 17, 2015
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‘There are some weddings that God attends. But others, he just looks at and shakes his head & walks away.’
~ Things my family say.— Dr Chao (@evangelinechao) October 19, 2014
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The problem with attending so many weddings is that people start asking and planning for yours.. Even if you’re single
— Winnie Kiziah (@WKiziah) September 6, 2014
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you know you are getting old when you start attending more weddings instead of birthday parties !!
— Gascoigne (@alexkimfx) April 18, 2014
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Lmao!! “@DjNino_254: “@xtiandela: #OnlyKenyanMen do this during their weddings pic.twitter.com/YdnzY3RD33” true”
— Winston Asige (@Stoned3) August 10, 2013
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Do people in this weddings know that mlongo is a circumcision song?!luhya fact 101…lol
— Muthoni Sirengo (@Msohsiresh) October 6, 2012
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