Primary school was such a silly time in our lives.
As kids, we were so innocent and precious and usually involved in some form of mischief or the other. There were awesome trademark insults that everyone in primary school knew. Getting these insults was the most painful thing ever, and here are the most common ones we could remember.
1. ‘Bombastic element’
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2. You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?’
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3. ‘Tear Tear, Patch Patch, Omo baba shoemaker’
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4. ‘American dusting powder’
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5. ‘See your scatter scatter teeth like James bond bullet’
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6. ‘The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am’
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7. ‘You mess, akpu fly gate.’
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8. ‘Monkey banana’
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9. ‘The strongest man for your village na akpu kill am’
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10. ‘You mess for church, Jesus statue wey dey for crucifix cover hin nose’
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11. ‘You mess, Abacha wake up from grave’
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12. ‘Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive’
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13. ‘Waka’
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LOL! Did we leave anything out? Tell us in the comments! You should also check out the slangs we used in secondary school.
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