They say there’s no better way to impress a woman than to be funny.
But sometimes men struggle when it comes to finding the right words to say. Fortunately, we got you. The next time you approach a girl, you can use some of these lines. I would also like to clarify that OMGVoice Kenya shall not be held responsible for any slap you get. But if you get a date, you owe us drinks.
1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
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2. You: How on earth do you do that?!?
*Girl, confused: “Do what?”* Look so exquisitely beautiful!
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3. There’s something wrong with my phone, can you fix it?
*Girl: “Why? What’s wrong?”* Your number’s not in it.
4. Aside from being sexy, what else do you do?
5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
6. Do you know what my coat is made of? Boyfriend material.
7. Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
*Girl: “Why?”* Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
8. You’re the only girl I love now…but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you “Mommy.”
9. Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
10. Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
11. If happiness started with an H, then why does mine start with U?
12. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
13. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
14. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
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15. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
16. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
17. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
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18. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
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19. I wanna live in your shoes so I can be with you every step of the way.
20. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
21. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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And on that same note of seducing women, find out why approaching women in real life is better than approaching them on Tinder.
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