22 Things To Say If You Get Caught Cheating

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We know that cheating is hurtful, deceptive, disloyal and frankly, just plain wrong. But is there ever a legitimate excuse for infidelity?

On Tuesday, the Twitterverse tackled the touchy subject with the trending hashtag #ExcusesForCheating. While many Tweeters condemned unfaithful lovers, some offered playful replies and shared real-life excuses they’ve heard from cheaters in past relationships. Click through the slides below to see 22 of the most colorful responses.

#ExcusesForCheating “It just happened…” Last time I checked, you don’t just trip, fall and magically land in between someone’s legs.

#ExcusesForCheating – My lightsaber has a mind of its own.

#ExcusesForCheating ‘does kissing really count as cheating though’

#ExcusesForCheating “babe, this is not what you think” when you catch them off guard .

#ExcusesForCheating “I did it for a Klondike Bar!”

#ExcusesForCheating i was bored .

#ExcusesForCheating – you never noticed me :/

#ExcusesForCheating ‘you wouldn’t love me after my sex change.’

#ExcusesForCheating the sex was bad

#ExcusesForCheating “but I’m human & it’s okay to make mistakes”

#ExcusesForCheating there’s no excuse… Unless it’s with Mila Kunis. It’s ok then.

#ExcusesForCheating Yah Boyfriend is in JAIL

#ExcusesForCheating @minniemaha “heat of the moment” ????

#ExcusesForCheating i was drunk

#ExcusesForCheating You got morning breath and it’s 8pm

#ExcusesForCheating she gave me a guilt free pass

#excusesforcheating your girl has mononucleosis

#ExcusesForCheating it was dark, you looked the same haha

#ExcusesForCheating “I was working late…” – Two Can Play That Game Lol

If you pay the mortgage, put a BMW in the garage, pay for her momma’s house, and she says no to a threesome O_0 #ExcusesForCheating

#ExcusesForCheating A life threatening case of blue balls.

#ExcusesForCheating if she’d sign them damn papers I wouldn’t be cheatin!” @tylerwd12