Kenya is currently being hit with an influx of foreign stars. After Trey Songz and Romain Virgo electrified the nation, Chris brown and Wizkid are set to perform this coming weekend.
Yes, the concert is only five days away and the charges for a regular ticket are 100 dollars, which translates to 10,000 shillings. And since the concert is in the coastal town of Mombasa, those planning to go have to factor in transport and accommodation costs. This means that If you are taking a lady, you gotta have at least Sh30,000 shillings ready… Hmmmm
Let’s be honest. Not every Njuguna, Omondi and Wepukhulu can afford to splash this kind of money. If you are one of the lucky few who can afford it, you need to write an inspirational book on how to get rich. You are underestimating how successful you are my brother. For the rest of us ‘kawaida’ human beings, you just have to craft intelligent excuses.
Here are some that you can use.
1.”They announced it late …..Sikukua nimejipanga!!!”
For sure. It was only confirmed last week that Chris Brown would be coming to Kenya. Before that, it had been mere speculation. So you can use that at as an excuse. Insist that you already had other important plans on the day Chris Brown is scheduled to perform. Make sure the imaginary plans you conjure up in your head make sense.
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2.”My brother-in-law’s friend’s father’s grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s uncle died, and yes, it was a tragic death. I simply cannot go into the details!…..si you understand beb?”
Family comes first after all right?
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3. “Huyu Chris Brown hakuangi Illuminati?”
Of course Illuminati has never existed. It’s only an imaginary organization but it’s still usable as an excuse. Say how your mum hates Chris Brown and she thinks he is Illuminati. You wouldn’t want to disappoint her and break her heart by going to his concert. Love for mama comes first.
4. “I don’t really like his songs …. nitakupeleka the next one. I promise”
The next artiste performing in Kenya will definitely have cheaper rates right? Yea right. And even if the next one won’t be cheaper, you still have the option of falling sick and avoiding it. Tell your girl this… “You know I love you and I always want to have a great time with you. I wouldn’t want to be inactive during the whole concert and make you feel alone just because I don’t like his songs. I’ll take you to the next one I promise. ” Then kiss her on the cheek.
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5. Delay and wait until Friday then say ” Aki beb nimeambiwa tickets zimeisha….na bus za Mombasa ziko booked zote”
Dilly dally until the last minute when tickets will possibly be sold out. Or all buses going to Mombasa will have been fully booked. It won’t be your fault after all. Will it?
You should see here what happened when Kenyan girls met with Trey Songz in Nairobi, Kenya.
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